Careers Now: Behind a Layoff's Closed Doors By Joyce Lain Kennedy
Tribune Media Services
DEAR JOYCE:
You recently said, "Unemployment is no longer stigmatic. Downsizings
have eliminated the tattoo of personal failure. But demotion is
still perceived as a personal shortcoming."
In other words, if you're part of a downsizing,
no one will think you were fired for cause, right? Who decides who
will be laid off?
When a company cuts employee ranks, must the
employee sign an agreement not to sue in return for a severance
package? -- J.A.L.
You must anticipate a change in your future. And
yes, you understand what I meant.
PERCEPTIONS. Employers often seize the cover
of a large-scale layoff to ditch weak performers. But a common opinion
in this era of employment volatility is that lots of good people
are cut loose for economic reasons, not because they were dead wood
operating below par. That's why joblessness has largely lost its
odor.
LEGAL STRATEGY. Who decides? Before a big layoff,
lawyers lay out a game plan for the company that instructs managers
to look first at the positions the company thinks it can safely
shed. At this step, managers are to pay no attention to any particular
employees. The strategy allows employers to claim the cut-back was
made without regard to anyone's race or gender.
But in the next step, managers are required to
look at the individuals who are about to be waved off, keeping an
eye on a potential adverse impact on any protected group. If a lopsided
outcome is obvious -- say, women, minorities or older workers are
taking a disproportionate hit -- managers are told to retrace their
steps and think again, making dead sure they have the documentation
to defeat a discrimination challenge.
RISKIEST TALENT POOL. Who's most likely to haul
companies into court after a bloodletting? Older workers -- defined
as those over 40, can you believe? -- are most likely to file a
layoff-lamenting lawsuit claiming age discrimination. The company's
response will be familiar: The reduction in force is due to economic
reasons and that's why the higher-paid older workers had to go.
Different but company-blameless rationales are articulated for women
and minorities.
SIGN OR ELSE. As for severance releases, if the
company offers severance beyond that specified under company policy,
the employer will ask the leaver to sign a release. Lawyers say
a properly executed release in which the employee waives any right
to sue the company in exchange for extra severance is probably enforceable.
SUMMARY. When you feel a firing coming on, try
to get lost in the crowd on the way out the door. Even if you depart
a month before the others, consider yourself downsized.
If you're asked to sign away future legal recourse
as you're booted out with little but a parting pittance in a bandanna
tied to a stick slung over your shoulder, delay until you confer
with an employment lawyer.
DEAR JOYCE:
I am helping my brother start a new food specialty business. Within
two months we've gotten the product into 50 stores and have a great
food broker. I want to get the word out more widely about our business.
We don't have the budget for advertising. Well, not yet! Suggestions?
-- J.T.R.
Much as a San Diego chef who recently prepared
feast food for a pantheon of visiting famous chefs in that city
must have felt the pressure to excel, so too must Carrie McGraw
in New York.
McGraw is publicity director for Adams Media,
publishers of a phenenomal new work authored by three pros who know
every publicity trick in the book they've just written: Guerrilla
Publicity: Hundreds of sure-fire
tactics to get maximum sales for minimum dollars.
The trio of authors -- Jay Conrad Levinson, Rick
Frishman and Jill Lublin -- know virtually everything about substituting
time, energy and imagination for money to get your word out.
Levinson wrote the legendary book, Guerilla
Marketing; Frishman is a guru who's advanced the causes
of hundreds of bestselling authors, Hollywood celebs and business
leaders; Lublin hosts a syndicated radio talk show, and also helps
clients nab face time in mainstream media.
Fearless Carrie McGraw says the trio has produced
"the publicity bible for the decade." I agree.